Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Excerpt

Once upon a time there was a magnificently vacant old house located deep in the mountains of an obscure western state. It was home to an immensely valuable doorstop fashioned after the image of a Scottish canine in the most exquisite example of modern metallurgy known to man....





Just checking if anybody reads this.

4 comments:

Megan said...

ryan, you are begging to be invited to a disciplinary council. and you're funny.

Dan said...

Yeah, lawyer fees aren't cheap!

Jillums said...

Wait until the family hears about this!

Chelsea H. Huffaker said...

Wonderful use of vocabulary and syntax. I give you an A+!