Saturday, July 20, 2013

I'M BACK!!!!

And when I say I'm back, I mean I'm back, and have been for almost a year now.  WOW how the time flies!... So yeah... How's it going blogging world?  I felt that I should break this long silence and get back into the the swing of things... Everything's about social media these days...  Does a blog count as social media?  It says I have 5 followers.  If any of you see this, I thank you sincerely.  You guys rock!  Well, I'll be off thinking of something clever to blog about.  Have a great day!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Status:

Mission Time. See ya in 2!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Waiting...

Waiting to leave on a mission is like trying to catch a stray piece of paper on a windy day....... just as you get close enough to touch it, the wind blows it a week away from you.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Excerpt

Once upon a time there was a magnificently vacant old house located deep in the mountains of an obscure western state. It was home to an immensely valuable doorstop fashioned after the image of a Scottish canine in the most exquisite example of modern metallurgy known to man....





Just checking if anybody reads this.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Can you tell that I'm bored?

I was eating Chocolate Cheerios for breakfast this morning, and as I neared the end of my cereal, there were 2 whole Cheerios left and two halves. Quite randomly they rearranged themselves to spell the word "COCO." It was a touching moment.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Awesomest Grandma Car EVER

This is my car. Well, was my car. We sold it. I could never think of a single name for this car, but I did manage to narrow it down to three. I appellated it The Jolly Green Giant, The Green Revolution, or The P.O.C. Okay, THAT was the name of my car- "The Jolly Green Giant, The Green Revolution, or The P.O.C."- That's what I used to introduce her as. Oh, that and "My Grandma Car," but that's a different story...


I had a lot of good memories in that car, some bad memories, and a whole bunch of weird memories, but I will always be grateful. It served me well. I will miss the constantly flashing "LOW COOLANT" light. Oh, and the 10-disc CD changer. THAT was awesome. So much better than the real radio.

Well, as for me, if I ever want to go anywhere in the next two and a half weeks, I'll be hoofin' it.... Literally- I just bought a horse.


Just kidding.


Thursday, July 22, 2010

got beef?


Tonight for dinner I had a Bison Bacon Cheeseburger. Now, I don't know for sure if it was really bison meat, but it was delicious. SO GOOD!!! I love bison.

Friday, June 25, 2010

Intelligent life?

I just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey.
What. The. Heck. ?

Curiosity

I want to know what cats do at night. You know, while they're running around the neighborhood after dark, dodging headlights and hiding under parked cars. Seriously. Is it some kind of Secret Cat Combination? Should I be worried?

Monday, June 7, 2010

For you.... Fifty shekel! Just for you!

Dude, I just got back from ISRAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
It was so AWESOME!!!!!!!!!



*If you would like to find out more about Ryan's trip to Israel, ask him about it sometime.


Oh- I also rode a camel.